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Jan

2008

Cop Manages to Taser Himself. Wife Really Pissed.

Posted by Steve Rhode as Funny Stuff

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A cop in Texas managed to discharge his taser into himself and bring himself to the ground in a matter of seconds following a high speed pursuit.

Audio tapes of the incident have been released and for the first time ever the transcripts are presented here.

COP 1: Bubba, I got the motherfucker on the ground already.

COP 2: But Tiny you said I could taser him.

COP 1: Bubba, god damnit, put that thing away before you….

COP 2: [Unintelligible]…ucker.

GROUND: Thud.

COP 1: Jesus H Christ Bubba. How many fucking times are you going to tase yourself. What’s this make, 4?

COP 2: Ah-ah-ah-rumpf-gurgle.

SUSPECT: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I think I pissed myself.

COP 1: Betty Sue Jean is going to be mighty pissed off with you and I ain’t telling her this time.

COP 2: OK OK OK OK O OK O O O Make it stop.

SUSPECT: Never mind. I shit my britches. Damn that’s funny stuff. If I knew you cops were going to be so entertaining I’d have stopped back by the Dairy Queen and bought you a treat.