How to Rank 1 in Google in a Day. Accidental Discovery to Top of Google.

Posted by Steve Rhode as Cool Things, Good Tips

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I find this more ironic than scientific but the other day I wrote Sexually Transmitted Debt (STD). What You Need to Know and I awoke this morning to find out that my post now ranks number 1 in google when people search for std transmitted from spouse. Imagine how proud I am.

“Daddy what did you do yesterday?”

“Well darling I managed to rank number one in Google overnight for sexually transmitted disease searches on Google.”

“Dad, I’m so proud of you.”

So apparently we’ll start seeing a whole new series of blog posts around the net now. I can see the titles:

Video Diaries, VD, the gift that keeps on giving to many into the future.
“I got the clap”, the next most popular phrase to utter when you feel a spontaneous need to applaud.
Syphilis, the way people with slur english problematically say “Sigh Phil Is”.
“Why does it hurt when I pee” - Six ways to best find Frank Zappa lyrics.