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Jan

2008

Cat Lovers - Don’t Look! “Cutest, Funniest and Most Disturbing Pencil Sharpener”.

Posted by Steve Rhode as Funny Stuff

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Any review like the one below made me have to look and see what the product was.

“This is the cutest, funniest and most disturbing pencil sharpener I have ever bought! It’s great. Although, when sharpening it does make you feel sorry for the cat because it meows! The RSPCA may not think it’s very good but I love it. The IWOOT motto applies here: It’s something that i don’t need but really really love. 10/10″ - Daniel Jones, Rushden

If you want one of these things, get it here.

Now I’d probably love cats more, if I wasn’t so damn allergic to them, but if you don’t look at this as a reality that you can sharpen your pencil my literally shoving it up the ass of your cat, and you suspend your political correctness for just ten seconds, a segment of readers will find it to be funny.

Sadly, you know there is some ignorant soul in this world that believes that you can actually make a pencil sharper by waking Mr. Jingles at 2AM with a blunt pencil poke.

Why does humor have to be so emotionally charged?

When the Wile E. Coyote fell off a cliff, nobody actually thought that a real coyote was actually going to trip over a box of TNT and fall off a cliff. But political correctness seems to have be let loose on the world and makes us triple guess ourselves about what is going to be most accepted by the widest group of people. Is it even possible to make one universal statement that won’t offend?