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I’m not sure where this business idea will go but in the meantime, it is a lot of fun if you like stupid, make you laugh, who farted, giggle, giggle, cry till you weep, humor.

A new find today online vozMe provided a few priceless minutes of entertainment.

One time we had this really strange software programmer, you know the really strange anti-social kind. Anyway we used to sneak into his office and use a text to speech engine to phone other people in the company and leave bizarre and twisted messages on their voicemail, from his phone. Yes, I know! Stupid, dumb and juvenile, but oh my God, just so damn funny to wander into the recipients office as they were checking their voice mail and watch their expression, Eyebrows lurch up. “Something wrong?”, I’d say. “Nope, not a thing, everything A-OK.”

So when I found that vozMe has a WordPress plugin, I immediately had to put it on the blog so you could hear it say special phrases like the ones below. You can hear this post, press the Hear This Post speaker picture at the bottom of this post.

Special Themed Text to Speech Phrases

“I’ve admired you from afar. I hope you don’t think is too odd or too strange but I want you. I need you. I’ve got to have you.”

“Hi. I just called to say that you’re a big douche bag asshole, and I mean that from the bottom of my farts.”

“I’m a gangsta programmer and I think you love love tea bags and smoothies, biittch.”

“boo-yeah, boo-yeah, boo-yeah, boo-yeah, boo-yeah, semper-fi, motherfucker.”

“Did you hear that Minnie Mouse has a mental problem. She must, I heard someone say she’s fucking goofy.”

Ta-Ta for now.

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