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My 30 Second Poem to Today. April 1st, the Day of Fools.

I spotted the following on the web and you know what, it’s just sad but true.
You don’t need to ask me twice if I believe it, I sure do!

There is certainly no restricted franchise on dumb people that do stupid things.
They do make me laugh but they make me want to hit them hard, with a Ping. (Ping, it’s a high-end golf club)

So can you imagine the call to the insurance company after this event?
Who do you think the truck driver blamed? “Sorry, I married my sister, I’m just ignorant.”

This is a silly stunted poem for that special day, the day of fools, April 1st.
I could have written something special for you, a better blog entry, but you apparently got my worst.

This poem could have been in the form of haiku, but instead all you got was a “Hi, Foo.”

So just for you my beloved reader, my feedburner friends, my “I want to meet cha”.
I send you my love, I give you a hug, I blow you a kiss. But I refuse to end on a rhyme. Maybe next time.

Damn.

“believe it or not:
this happened to my friend before, i watched him from the a bonfire as he drove it straight into a pond, i also broke my ankle that night, and my other friend locked his keys in his car, it was a shitty night, on a plus note though.. we didn’t run out of weed”

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Steve

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